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Satanist vampire runs for governor of Minnesota

Friday, January 13, 2006, 8:34
Section: Miscellany

From Reuters:

Voters in the US state of Minnesota may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

Jonathan ‘The Impaler’ Sharkey says he plans to announce his bid for governor today on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

“Politics is a cut-throat business,” he said.

Eight years ago, Minnesota elected a former professional wrestler, Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura, as its governor.

“I’m a Satanist who doesn’t hate Jesus,” Mr Sharkey said.

“I just hate God, the Father.”

But ‘The Impaler’ says he respects all religions and if elected, will post “everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed” in government buildings.

Mr Sharkey has also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

And here I thought this year’s city council race would be colorful …


3 Comments »

  1. Try living here. I swear, if this guy get’s even 10%
    of the vote I’m moving to Canada…

    Comment by Sad Minnesotan — January 17, 2006 @ 11:02

  2. Looking into the crystal ball, I’d guess around 6 percent, assuming he doesn’t flush other novelty candidates out of the woodwork.

    Comment by Beau — January 18, 2006 @ 13:26

  3. Anyone who claims to hate God the Father is truely lost. For God the Father is the Spiritual father of mankind. The bible says that we are made in his image and then another passage in the bible says, “God is spirit and only by the spirit can we worship him as he truely is”. There for worship him in the spirit of love for we are a three fold being of mind body and spirit. Satanists worship the Devil and operate in his spirit of hatred and rebellion to all that is good. Jesus said “satan is the father of all lies”. Dont believe a word this man says.

    Comment by sandy — July 29, 2007 @ 18:57

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