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Into the Blue

Wednesday, January 4, 2006, 21:10
Section: Arts & Entertainment

You know Into the Blue is going to be beautiful, both the stars and the scenery. That’s a given.

The surprise is that this thriller is actually quite good, better than more ambitious recent efforts like After the Sunset. Even if Jessica Alba and Paul Walker aren’t big names like Sunset had, the plot is tighter and more plausible — skin-divers looking for buried treasure exposed by a recent hurricane in the Bahamas find it, along with a nearby crashed plane full of cocaine — and the actors throw themselves into the admittedly not-amazing dialogue with real commitment.

The only real issue in the movie is that Paul Walker is apparently half-dolphin, able to hold his breath for a half-hour at a time. The first time he does this, another character is impressed that he can hold his breath for three minutes at a time. Later in the movie, they’re all doing a lot more than that, in areas where they can’t conveniently get more air, and no one seems to think it’s remarkable at all. There’s also several uncontrolled ascents that scuba divers will wince as they watch — several of the characters should be laid up with the bends at different points in the movie, and possibly have serious damage to their hearing — but otherwise, the filmmakers show a generally strong understanding of diving, both scuba and otherwise.

This is a light and breezy entertainment, to be sure, but a better use of your time than most such films. A strong recommendation for scuba diving movie-watchers, those who just love tropical locations and, of course, anyone interested in lots of sequences of Jessica Alba in a bikini.



Jordis Unga blog, new tracks online

Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 14:00
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Jordis UngaThe new J.D. INXS CD, Switch, is already out, but the other contestants of Rock Star: INXS aren’t far behind.

One of my favorites, Jordis Unga, has a new site, including a blog and tracks from her “early 2006” album.

Marty Casey and his band (now called “Marty Casey and Lovehammers,” instead of just “The Lovehammers”) have an album on the way as well.



Salon.com’s best music downloads of 2005

Monday, January 2, 2006, 7:24
Section: Arts & Entertainment

More for iPod owners, new and old: Salon.com, which has a daily download section on their site, has posted their Best Downloads of 2005. It’s an eclectic mix, but with some real gems — Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” is one of my favorite songs of the past year — and most importantly, it’s free.

Check it out.



iPod Top 100: 2005

Monday, January 2, 2006, 7:00
Section: Arts & Entertainment

So, I’ve had the old iPod a year now, and have dutifully tracked which songs get played the most. In the tradition of Casey Kasem, here’s my top 100 songs of 2005:

  1. All the Money or the Simple Life HoneyThe Dandy Warhols
  2. Such Great HeightsThe Postal Service
  3. Portions for FoxesRilo Kiley
  4. Concrete Bed – Nada Surf
  5. Everything to MeLiz Phair
  6. No Sleep TonightThe Faders
  7. Trees – Marty Casey
  8. I Will Follow You Into the Dark – Death Cab for Cutie
  9. Black BettySpiderbait
  10. Jukebox – Bent Fabric
  11. Money in the Bag (K&S Remix) – Kraak & Smaak
  12. New SlangThe Shins
  13. Bad Boyfriend – Garbage
  14. Blue OrchidThe White Stripes
  15. Give It UpPepper
  16. Somebody Told MeThe Killers
  17. Golden TouchRazorlight
  18. Rocks – Primal Scream
  19. Born with a Tail – Supersuckers
  20. God is a Bullet – Concrete Blonde
  21. Boyz in the HoodDynamite Hack
  22. Wonderful NightFatboy Slim
  23. Somewhere Only We KnowKeane
  24. Bombs Away – Paris Texas
  25. She’s a Knockout – Social Distortion
  26. Back in the High Life Again – Steve Winwood
  27. My Favorite GameThe Cardigans
  28. Heroin GirlEverclear
  29. Club FootKasabian
  30. Figured You OutNickelback
  31. Too Bad About Your GirlThe Donnas
  32. Lives of CrimeThe Fruit Bats
  33. Cold Hard BitchJet
  34. Bom Bom BomLiving Things
  35. Walkie Talkie ManSteriogram
  36. C’mon C’monThe Von Bondies
  37. Mr. Jones – Counting Crows
  38. Are You Gonna Be My GirlJet
  39. Mr. BrightsideThe Killers
  40. Love SpreadsThe Stone Roses
  41. Kids in America – The Wynona Riders
  42. Girls and Boys – Blur
  43. Jerk It Out – Caesars
  44. Take Me OutFranz Ferdinand
  45. Ashes to Ashes – Steve Earle
  46. IntergalacticBeastie Boys
  47. Pistolero (Juno Reactor Mix) – Juno Reactor
  48. I Predict A RiotKaiser Chiefs
  49. I Melt With You – Nouvelle Vague
  50. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood – Santa Esmerelda
  51. 4 UR Ears – Timo Maas
  52. Kung Fu Fighting – Carl Douglas
  53. Ya Think She’d Be Good to Me – CC Adcock
  54. Bad Moon Rising – Credence Clearwater Revival
  55. I Love You ‘Cause I Have To – Dogs Die in Hot Cars
  56. Take It Off – The Donnas
  57. Hate to Say I Told You So – The Hives
  58. What I Got – Sublime
  59. Diamonds and GunsThe Transplants
  60. Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon
  61. I Bet You Look Good on the DancefloorArctic Monkeys
  62. Hey Ladies – Beastie Boys
  63. Hard to Handle – The Black Crowes
  64. The Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang
  65. Everything Zen – Bush
  66. Santa Monica – Everclear
  67. Do You Want To – Franz Ferdinand
  68. Polyester BrideLiz Phair
  69. Girlfriend – Matthew Sweet
  70. Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) – The Offspring
  71. Steve McQueen – Sheryl Crow
  72. Bad Luck – Social Distortion
  73. Seven Nation Army – The White Stripes
  74. The Geeks Get the GirlsAmerican Hi-Fi
  75. Song 2 – Blur
  76. Butterfly – Crazy Town
  77. Young Americans – David Bowie
  78. I’m No Angel – Gregg Allman
  79. Instant Karma (We All Shine On) – John Lennon
  80. Come Out and PlayThe Offspring
  81. Theme from “Endless Summer” – The Sandals
  82. Santeria – Sublime
  83. Battle Without Honor or Humanity – Tomayasu Hotei
  84. Hey Ya!Andre 3000
  85. Rock the Casbah – The Clash
  86. What It’s Like – Everlast
  87. You Better Run – Iggy and the Stooges
  88. (I’m Your) Hoochie Coochie Man – Muddy Waters
  89. Cigarettes and Alcohol – Oasis
  90. Self Esteem – The Offspring
  91. Saturday Night – Ozomatli
  92. Debaser – The Pixies
  93. No One Knows – Queens of the Stone Age
  94. Sleep Now in the Fire – Rage Against the Machine
  95. Story of My Life – Social Distortion
  96. Ball and Chain – Social Distortion
  97. Dance Me In – Sons and Daughters
  98. Date Rape – Sublime
  99. Hash Pipe – Weezer
  100. Fearless – The Bravery

The iPod’s play counts were all reset yesterday, and the tracking begins anew.

  • Pacific Northwest gentleman and scholar John Bartol had this comment about the list: “It’s lovely. Except for the faintness of the KEXP shout-out. It is the premier indie/college/alt/KCRW-like station in the great Pacific Northwest! The Engine of Jet City! The Gem of Emerald City! The Inky Black Yummy in our Espresso!

    “Or something like that… ”

    So noted.


 








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