Minnesota vampire politician update
Remember this guy?
Well, he’s gotten himself into a bit of trouble with the law, as you might expect with a high-profile Satanist vampire:
A fringe candidate for governor who played up his satanic side — and pledged public impalement for terrorists — wound up behind bars Tuesday thanks to a sharp-eyed sheriff’s dispatcher.
Jonathon Sharkey, 41, of Princeton, Minn. was arrested Monday night on two felony counts from Indiana, said Mike Smith, the Mille Lacs County jail administrator. One warrant was for escape, another for stalking against a former girlfriend.
“(Authorities are) very well aware of my ex-fiancee’s vicious and malicious attacks against me,” Sharkey said.
In a phone interview from jail, Sharkey said he did nothing wrong because he never signed his probation papers.
“I never signed the order of probation to begin with, never agreeing to it,” Sharkey said. “Hence, if the contract was not signed, it’s null and void.”
Buried in the paper trails of lawsuits is an even stranger claim: that Sharkey once faked his own death.
“I overdosed on over 120 tranquilizers,” Sharkey told WCCO-TV. “That definitely lowers your heartbeat real good.”
The site includes video.
Go on, you know you want to see the King of the Vampires-turned-gubernatoral-candidate’s press conference.
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I swear I went to high school with this guy. Minnesota – Where the men are men, the women are men, and the politicians are livin’ la vida loca.
Comment by Jonathan — February 7, 2006 @ 21:21