Real-world news getting you down?

Real-world news getting you down?

Then try the Fantasy World News:

SKULLDUST – Three climbers from Gnorewhon, the Blind Caves and the Ironhead Mosslandains died while descending Mossland Glowstem on separate expeditions in the past week, a pixie official said Tuesday.

DARKGLASS, Glowmuds – An adventurer arrested in the disappearance of an orc teenager on the basilisk Branchshale island of Tallgold was released from custody Tuesday, a court official said.

BLUELEAF, Silkshort – Warplanes from Silkshort and basilisk collided over the Brightbranch Vinetalon island of Frogcrags as they shadowed each other Tuesday. Officials said the Coalmoss pilot was rescued unhurt, and a search was launched for the Swordsilk pilot.

Or Sci-Fi News:

BIZE, Mokron Sphere – Before Deimos Tabes boarded a spacecraft from Mokron Sphere Biodome to Bize, his mother slipped a tiny plastic bag containing a coin, lentils and an image of Paden into his pocket, so he wouldn’t be without money, food or faith.

Each takes the Yahoo! News feed and auto-mutilates it.

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