LBY3
The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

The champ weighs in

Thursday, January 3, 2008, 10:54
Section: Life

At his vaccination appointment yesterday, James — who will be six months old next Friday — weighed in at 19 pounds, 12 ounces and is 27 inches high. For the percentage-minded, that puts him at the 90 percentile for his age for weight and in the 75 to 90 percent range for height. He wore his first 12 month outfit to the doctor.



The best song ever from a French rock band about Scarlett Johannsson

Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 17:51
Section: Arts & Entertainment


The somewhat mumbled lyrics:

I know you’re born in 84
Half polish half danish
You started at 8 on broadway
You’re a star

You don’t believe in monogamy
I’m not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what I am you will love it
(2x)

You whisper at horses ears
I always found it exciting
I’m scared by spiders too
I never managed to blame you

I’ll sell my mum to be lost with you
Lost in Tokyo or anywhere else
I wish I’d been invited
At your party in Disneyland

You don’t believe in monogamy
I’m not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it
(2x)

When I noticed for jared leto
I felt sad for 30 seconds
Oh when i noticed for Josh Hartnett
I prayed for 40 nights

You don’t believe in monogamy
I’m not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it
(2x)

The song is actually called “Starlett Johannsson,” presumably for legal reasons.



This week in the Associated Press

Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 16:09
Section: Journalism

Monday’s Daily Press story about Donald Cooper, the Hesperia man who is now in jail, four years after pleading guilty to sexually violating the corpse of a 4-year-old girl, has been picked up by the Associated Press. (It’s up to eight pages of comments on the San Francisco Chronicle site as of this moment.)

My byline was not attached.



Hesperia Star API review

Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 11:34
Section: Journalism

We just got our API scores, and we did well!

These aren’t the same API scores that California schools get (the Academic Performance Index). Instead, many newspapers are reviewed by the American Press Institute, based on selected copies of the paper. (API asks for specific dates and, as I recall, we were able to give a few choice papers of our selection.)

Here’s what the judges said about Freedom papers as a whole:

Capturing the top quality ranking was – Ft. Walton Beach, with a score of 152.5. It also won the first “Freedom Double” by scoring highest in both the print and Web evaluations. Marysville (147.5), Lima (146), The Orange County Register (141), East Valley Tribune (138), and Alton, which tied with Jacksonville (Ill.) with 135.5, were runners up in the quality competition.

The daily papers registering the most improvement in print scores since last year were Victorville (+26), Jacksonville, Ill (+14.5) and Sun City (+10).

Port St. Joe (+20), The Island Breeze (+15.5), and, Hesperia (+13.5) were the most improved weekly papers

In terms of web valuations, The Orange County Register tied Fort Walton Beach for highest score. Colorado Springs, Lima, Mesa, Destin, Shelby, McAllen and Alton also recorded high marks in web grading.

I’m pretty sure I can’t reprint the evaluations in their entirety — they’re either the property of API or Freedom Communications, I assume — but the Hesperia Star received a 110.5 score for print and 89 for the Web (out of 170 and 150, respectively). (The Daily Press got a 131 and 111 with, officially, 16 times the staff.)

We got “Excellent” ratings in content variety and balance and in service information, and also scored well in relevance to readers, reporting and writing (just shy of “Excellent,” there), editorial pages/editorials and headlines.

I was singled out for needing a bit more help on my photographs and for cutting down some of my gigantic ledes, neither of which are a surprise or anything I disagree with. I’ll be making a special effort on both those fronts this year.

We’ll also be reading through the evaluations for the Freedom papers that did better than us, so that we may shamelessly rip off what works and make the paper even better. Watch your back, Ft. Walton Beach!



iPod Top 100: 2007

Tuesday, January 1, 2008, 4:50
Section: Arts & Entertainment

A new year and, once again, time to reset my iPod’s play count on all tracks to zero. But first, here’s what I listened to most in 2007:

  1. I Got It (What You Need) – Galactic & Lyrics Born
  2. The Way I Am – Ingrid Michaelson
  3. Girls Who Play Guitars – Maximo Park
  4. Arlington – Emmet Swimming
  5. Gunslinger – John Fogerty
  6. The Car Song – Cat Empire
  7. Don’t Apologize – Liz Phair
  8. The Moneymaker – Rilo Kiley
  9. Cobrastyle – Teddybears featuring Mad Cobra
  10. New Religion – Alice Smith
  11. Le Disko (Radio Edit) – Shiny Toy Guns
  12. Got to Be a Love – Greyboy
  13. Good Time – Leroy
  14. Young Folks – Peter Bjorn and John
  15. Sly – The Cat Empire
  16. Lazy Girls – Jill Cuniff
  17. The Night Starts Here – Stars
  18. Banana Pancakes – Jack Johnson
  19. Soap Star Joe (Rolling Stone live EP) – Liz Phair
  20. Long Legs – The Magic Numbers
  21. Pretty – Marianne Baker
  22. Straight Out of Compton – Nina Gordon
  23. You Know I’m No Good – Amy Winehouse
  24. Think I’m in Love – Beck
  25. I Knew You Were Trouble – Ian Ball
  26. Hands in Pockets – Laura Gibson
  27. On the Rise – Meat Puppets
  28. Rehab – Amy Winehouse
  29. Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne
  30. No One’s Gonna Love You – Band of Horses
  31. Parentheses – The Blow
  32. Pink Moon – Damien Jurado
  33. Shabop Shalom – Devendra Banhart
  34. Flathead – The Fratellis
  35. Jetpack – Jill Sobule
  36. How Lucky We Are – meiko
  37. How to Beat Dementia – Palomar
  38. Prison Bound – Social Distortion
  39. Are You Having Any Fun – Count Basie & Tony Bennett
  40. Eanie Meanie – Jim Noir
  41. Hello Big Mama – Kraak & Smaak
  42. Gimme Shelter – Patti Smith
  43. Weight of the World – Pigeon John
  44. The One U Wanna C – Prince
  45. Sleepwalk – Santo & Johnny
  46. Lazy Eye – Silversun Pickups
  47. Lil’ King Kong – Simple Kid
  48. Beautiful – Storm Large
  49. Ridin’ the Wind (UK version) – The Tornados
  50. Fairfax (You’re Still the Same) – William Tell
  51. Take These Thoughts – Chris and Thomas
  52. Kids in America – The Donnas
  53. Hotel California (Spanish Mix) – Gipsy Kings
  54. My Little Suede Shoes – Grant Green
  55. Hallelujah – Jeff Buckley
  56. God’s Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash
  57. One of These Days (Featuring U-Gene) – Kraak & Smaak
  58. Perfect Misfit – Liz Phair
  59. I Am John – Loney, Dear
  60. Take a Chance – The Magic Numbers
  61. 88 Lines about 44 Women – The Nails
  62. Rally – Phoenix
  63. Australia – The Shins
  64. Chasing Cars – Snow Patrol
  65. Your Ex-Lover is Dead (Final Fantasy Mix) – Stars
  66. Fat Chick’s Revenge – Storm Large
  67. Wild Horses – The Sundays
  68. The Shadow Government (Live on XM) – They Might Be Giants
  69. Alison – Elvis Costello
  70. Wicked Game – Giant Drag
  71. Running the World – Jarvis Cocker
  72. Love Me or Hate Me – Lady Sovereign
  73. The Horizon’s Been Defeated (live) – Jack Johnson
  74. The Big Guns – Jenny Lewis with The Watson Twins
  75. Don’t Let Go – Pacha Massive
  76. California Sun – The Ramones
  77. Phantom Limb – The Shins
  78. Frank & Ava – Suzanne Vega
  79. Mister Me (Live on XM) – They Might Be Giants
  80. Withered Hope (Live on XM) – They Might Be Giants
  81. Brianstorm – The Arctic Monkeys
  82. Turpentine – Brandi Carlile
  83. Amazing Grace – The Dropkick Murphys
  84. Make-Out King – Eleni Mandell
  85. Renegade Master (Fatboy Slim Old Skool Mix) – Fatboy Slim, Norman Cook & Wildchild
  86. Jarhand – Immaculate Machine
  87. Let Her Go – The Lodger
  88. Magnolia Soul – Ozomatli
  89. Dear Mr. Man – Prince and Cornell West
  90. Mister Sister – The Tender Box
  91. Icky Thump – The White Stripes
  92. Light Up the Sky – Yellowcard
  93. No Cars Go – Arcade Fire
  94. Hunting for Witches – Bloc Party
  95. Melt Your Heart – Jenny Lewis and The Watson Twins
  96. Come to California – Matthew Sweet
  97. Hey Eugene – Pink Martini
  98. Guitar – Prince
  99. Connected – Stereo MC’s
  100. With Plenty of Money and You – Count Basie & Tony Bennett

For comparison’s sake, here are the 2005 and 2006 playlists.


 








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