Bring it on, five year olds!
I know; you’re going to say this is sick and wrong. But remember: A five-year-old’s head butt is right at crotch level for some of us. The best defense is a good offense.
New/old Liz Phair MP3 available
“Ant in Alaska,” one of the bonus tracks on the reissue of “Exile in Guyville” is available as a free MP3 from Stereogum.