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A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table

I’m not used to thinking of the New Yorker as funny, so either it’s changed a lot, or I’m now an old fart. Anyway, this is from The Wisdom of Children:

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.

DAD: O.K.

GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.

DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.

UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.

DAD: We all are.

MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.

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Kevin Federline gets his own search engine

It’s called Search with Kevin, but please don’t.

ColorQuiz

Beau took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! “Wants to make a favorable impression and be recogn…” Click here to read the rest of the results.

And, no, I have no idea what the heck that was actually measuring.

Happy founders day, Pi Kappa Alpha

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