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The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

Original pink flamingos going extinct

Monday, October 30, 2006, 8:11
Section: Miscellany

The manufacturer of the iconic lawn flamingos is going out of business:

An estimated 20m of the plastic birds have been sold since the company began production. The line began when a newly-hired art school graduate named Donald Featherstone made a clay model of a flamingo, copied from a photograph in National Geographic.

Mr Featherstone and Mr Plante hope to save the bird from extinction. “It is sad that it is happening, but it may not be dead yet.” The two hope to find another company to buy the flamingo moulds and continue production. Wal-Mart has been its biggest customer, selling 250,000 of the birds each year.

(Anyone shocked that Wal-Mart sells more than anyone?)

A sad day for us all.



Forbes: Regular sex makes you healthy

Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:00
Section: Miscellany

Forbes Magazine asks the question: Is Sex Necessary?

– Improved sense of smell: After sex, production of the hormone prolactin surges. This in turn causes stem cells in the brain to develop new neurons in the brain’s olfactory bulb, its smell center.

– Reduced risk of heart disease: In a 2001 follow-on to the Queens University study mentioned above, researchers focused on cardiovascular health. Their finding? That by having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half. In reporting these results, the co-author of the study, Shah Ebrahim, Ph.D., displayed the well-loved British gift for understatement: “The relationship found between frequency of sexual intercourse and mortality is of considerable public interest.”

– Weight loss, overall fitness: Sex, if nothing else, is exercise. A vigorous bout burns some 200 calories–about the same as running 15 minutes on a treadmill or playing a spirited game of squash. The pulse rate, in a person aroused, rises from about 70 beats per minute to 150, the same as that of an athlete putting forth maximum effort. British researchers have determined that the equivalent of six Big Macs can be worked off by having sex three times a week for a year. Muscular contractions during intercourse work the pelvis, thighs, buttocks, arms, neck and thorax. Sex also boosts production of testosterone, which leads to stronger bones and muscles. Men’s Health magazine has gone so far as to call the bed the single greatest piece of exercise equipment ever invented.

– Reduced depression: Such was the implication of a 2002 study of 293 women. American psychologist Gordon Gallup reported that sexually active participants whose male partners did not use condoms were less subject to depression than those whose partners did. One theory of causality: Prostoglandin, a hormone found only in semen, may be absorbed in the female genital tract, thus modulating female hormones.

– Pain-relief: Immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin surge to five times their normal level. This in turn releases endorphins, which alleviate the pain of everything from headache to arthritis to even migraine. In women, sex also prompts production of estrogen, which can reduce the pain of PMS.

– Less-frequent colds and flu: Wilkes University in Pennsylvania says individuals who have sex once or twice a week show 30% higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which is known to boost the immune system.

– Better bladder control: Heard of Kegel exercises? You do them, whether you know it or not, every time you stem your flow of urine. The same set of muscles is worked during sex.

– Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to retard tooth decay. Since this is a family Web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest–even Tartar Control Crest. Researchers have noted, parenthetically, that sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one’s teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene.

– A happier prostate? Some urologists believe they see a relationship between infrequency of ejaculation and cancer of the prostate. The causal argument goes like this: To produce seminal fluid, the prostate and the seminal vesicles take such substances from the blood as zinc, citric acid and potassium, then concentrate them up to 600 times. Any carcinogens present in the blood likewise would be concentrated. Rather than have concentrated carcinogens hanging around causing trouble, it’s better to evict them. Regular old sex could do the job. But if the flushing of the prostate were your only objective, masturbation might be a better way to go, especially for the non-monogamous male. Having sex with multiple partners can, all by itself, raise a man’s risk of cancer by up to 40%. That’s because he runs an increased risk of contracting sexual infections. So, if you want the all the purported benefits of flushing with none of the attendant risk, go digital. A study recently published by the British Journal of Urology International asserts that men in their 20s can reduce by a third their chance of getting prostate cancer by ejaculating more than five times a week.

Wait, this was in Forbes?



It’s hard to see why EuroDisney hasn’t been a big success

Saturday, October 21, 2006, 11:36
Section: Miscellany



Dancing Editor 3

Wednesday, October 18, 2006, 21:59
Section: Miscellany

Because no one demanded it! Peter, doing his interpretation of Rosie Perez dancing at the opening of “Do the Right Thing:”

Also check out Dancing Editor 1 and Dancing Editor 2.

Oh, yeah, this was worth $1.6 billion, wasn’t it, Google?



Christmas shopping list: Brain Sucker

Friday, October 13, 2006, 9:03
Section: Miscellany

Kris sent me an ad for this product:

The Jarvis Model BS-1 — brain sucker removal system for removing all the material in brain cavity.

•Avoids contaminating heads and saves cheek meat.
•Permits de-boning of heads on tables, without cross contamination.
•Eliminates placing corks in heads – avoiding any brain seepage.
•Lightweight handpiece for optimum operator comfort and handling.
•All stainless steel construction for maximum hygiene.

I think someone’s hinting at what she’d like for Christmas this year …


 








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