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The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

The Top 10 Unintentionally Awful URLs

Monday, July 31, 2006, 12:24
Section: Miscellany

You think LBY3.com is a bad URL? (It’s not, if you understand why I have it, I’d argue.)

Here’s a list of the top 10 unintentionally awful URLs. There are some real doozies on it:

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name … wait for it … is www.whorepresents.com

Whoops!



Commenting and moderation

Thursday, July 27, 2006, 13:39
Section: Miscellany

To cut back on the spam, the blog is now set to hold for moderation any posts that don’t include a name and e-mail address. (E-mail addresses are not visible to anyone other than me, once the post is approved.) After that, you should only be held for moderation the first time you post here (and are moderated and approved) or if you use any spam key words (you can make a good guess at what these are).

If you’ve been hitting lots of moderation, this should fix it. If it still doesn’t, try registering with the site and log in before posting (this is obviously only for regular posters) and that should let you automatically post after the first time approval.

I apologize for any inconvenience caused and love getting feedback here.



They have search engines for everything now

Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 17:08
Section: Miscellany

I suppose it should have been no surprise after we found our cats, Lucky and Hanna, through a pet search engine, but I just stumbled across one for tattoo designs. Neat.

I kinda like this one.



Be the most pretentious guy in the room, automatically

Monday, July 24, 2006, 15:02
Section: Miscellany

The neosemioticist paradigm of consensus, rationalism and subdialectic textual theory
V. Jean-Jean Long
Department of Literature, University of Illinois

1. Conceptual narrative and subcultural construction

If one examines subcultural construction, one is faced with a choice: either accept capitalist poststructuralist theory or conclude that consciousness is part of the dialectic of reality, given that subdialectic textual theory is invalid. The characteristic theme of Prinn’s[1] model of capitalist poststructuralist theory is the role of the participant as writer.

But several narratives concerning neodialectic textual theory may be revealed. The main theme of the works of Fellini is the absurdity, and subsequent futility, of precapitalist consciousness.

Thus, Bailey[2] holds that the works of Fellini are empowering. Marx uses the term ’subcultural construction’ to denote the common ground between sexual identity and art.

It could be said that the characteristic theme of Scuglia’s[3] critique of subdialectic textual theory is the role of the artist as reader. In 8 1/2, Fellini denies subcultural construction; in Satyricon, however, he reiterates capitalist poststructuralist theory.

2. Fellini and subdialectic textual theory

The main theme of the works of Fellini is the defining characteristic, and some would say the paradigm, of cultural class. In a sense, Sontag uses the term ’subcultural construction’ to denote the difference between consciousness and society. Foucault suggests the use of subdialectic textual theory to challenge hierarchy.

“Sexual identity is intrinsically responsible for the status quo,� says Debord; however, according to Reicher[4] , it is not so much sexual identity that is intrinsically responsible for the status quo, but rather the collapse, and subsequent paradigm, of sexual identity. However, Sartre’s essay on subcultural construction implies that the law is capable of intentionality. Debord uses the term ’semanticist subcapitalist theory’ to denote the role of the writer as observer.

“Society is part of the meaninglessness of language,� says Bataille. Therefore, the characteristic theme of Tilton’s[5] analysis of subcultural construction is the rubicon, and some would say the collapse, of constructivist sexual identity. The premise of capitalist poststructuralist theory holds that discourse must come from communication.

However, Lyotard promotes the use of subdialectic textual theory to deconstruct and read art. Subcultural construction states that the task of the reader is social comment.

In a sense, the main theme of the works of Fellini is the role of the writer as reader. Many desituationisms concerning a self-referential reality exist.

But Debord’s essay on subdialectic nationalism holds that society, paradoxically, has objective value, given that reality is distinct from language. If capitalist poststructuralist theory holds, we have to choose between Marxist class and the structural paradigm of expression.

In a sense, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist poststructuralist theory that includes narrativity as a totality. Subcultural construction implies that sexuality may be used to reinforce class divisions.

An essay so pretentious, only a computer could have come up with it. Hit Reload on that page to get more essays. I am not responsible for what happens if you try to submit one of these for a grade, high school and college students.



I got 22/30 on this Mensa quiz

Thursday, July 20, 2006, 17:00
Section: Miscellany

Despite my chosen profession, I just can’t do word scrambles, as much as I might wish otherwise. Number sequences also trip me up at times. I outright left #7, 15, 19 and 25 blank as a result. The other four errors are just me being naturally dumb.

Try the Mensa Fun Test for yourself.


 








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