“It’s like an iPhone that could hold a fraction of the data, only contained songs and was controlled by a plastic wheel.”
“Be serious, Daddy.”
At this point, the name is tradition, though.
1. “We Only Come Out at Night” – The Sugar Stems
2. “I Wanna Get Better” – Bleachers
3. “Renegades” – The Young Evils
4. “Bridge to Hawaii” – Tacocat
5. “Pedestrian at Best” – Courtney Barnett
6. “All Your Favorite Bands” – Dawes
7. “West Coast” – Lana Del Rey
8. “Life Rips” – Mommy Long Legs
9. “California Nights” – Best Coast
10. “Shambala” – Three Dog Night
11. “I Love L.A.” – Randy Newman
12. “You’ll Never Leave Harlan Alive” – Ruby Friedman Orchestra
13. “Nobody Really Cares If You Don’t Go to the Party” – Courtney Barnett
14. “Ex’s & Oh’s” – Elle King
15. “Longer Than You’ve Been Alive” – Old 97’s
16. “Black Magic” – Prom Queen
17. “A New Wave” – Sleater-Kinney
18. “Back to the Shack” – Weezer
19. “Feeling Ok” – Best Coast
20. “Restless Year” – Ezra Furman
21. “Go!” – Public Service Broadcasting
22. “R U Mine?” – Arctic Monkeys
23. “The Fish Aren’t Biting Today” – David Allen Coe
24. “Simplicity” – Macroform
25. “Stalking Legs” – The Shivas
26. “Hammerhead Shark” – David Lee Roth
27. “All I Want is to Be Your Girl” – Holly Miranda
28. “I Wanna Be Yours” – Arctic Monkeys
29. “TV” – Colleen Green
30. “7:30 A.M.” – Slothrust
31. “Paul Newman” – The Fontaines
32. “Laughing in the Sugar Bowl” – Veruca Salt
33. “Arabella” – Arctic Monkeys
34. “Over the Ocean” – Best Coast
35. “Honeymoon” – Lana Del Rey
36. “Sugar” – Sister Sparrow & The Dirty Birds
37. “No. 1 Party Anthem” – Arctic Monkeys
38. “In My Room” – Best Coast
39. “An Illustration of Loneliness (Sleepless in New York)” – Courtney Barnett
40. “I Love Beach Music” – The Embers
41. “Moment” – Ever so Android
42. “Don’t Wanna Lose” – Ex Hex
43. “Papaya” – Quitapenas
44. “Why Go to War” – William Onyeabor
45. “Knee Socks” – Arctic Monkeys
46. “Feeling of Love” – Best Coast
47. “Aqua Profunda!” – Courtney Barnett
48. “I’m In Your Mind” – King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
49. “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” – Lorde
50. “De Día y de Noche” – Los Straitjackets
51. “Stoned and Starving” – Parquet Courts
52. “Do It” – Tuxedo
53. “I Want It Tall” – Arctic Monkeys
54. “Violent Shiver” – Benjamin Booker
55. “Fine Without You” – Best Coast
56. “Midnight In Her Eyes” – The Black Keys
57. “Country House” – Blur
58. “Gangsta” – Bushwalla
59. “Dead Fox” – Courtney Barnett
60. “Oh Well, Pt. 1 (Live)” – Fleetwood Mac
61. “High By the Beach” – Lana Del Rey
62. “Magia Blanca” – Los Straitjackets
63. “Wildfires” – Mariachi El Bronx
64. “The Legend of Chavo Guerrero” – The Mountain Goats
65. “Wagon Wheel” – Old Crow Medicine Show
66. “Valle Moreno” – Quitapenas
67. “Summer Nights” – Van Halen
68. “Snap Out of It” – Arctic Monkeys
69. “Sweet Little Angel (Live)” – B.B. King
70. “Make You Mine” – Best Coast
71. “Debbie Downer” – Courtney Barnett
72. “Baker Street” – Gerry Rafferty
73. “Just Call Me” – Gospel Machine
74. “Nightclubbing” – Iggy Pop
75. “Hey Lupe” – Los Straitjackets
76. “Return Back” – Macroform
77. “The Race for Space” – Public Service Broadcasting
78. “Me Llevaba” – Quitapenas
79. “Dim the Lights” – Wild Ones
80. “One for the Road” – Arctic Monkeys
81. “2^25,000:1 Against and Falling” – Beardyman
82. “When Will I Change” – Best Coast
83. “Hard Row” – The Black Keys
84. “There’s No Other Way” – Blur
85. “Parklife” – Blur
86. “Elevator Operator” – Courtney Barnett
87. “You Are Doing” – Macroform
88. “Gagarin” – Public Service Broadcasting
89. “Os Quitapenas” – Quitapenas
90. “The Commander Thinks Aloud” – The Long Winters
91. “Fireside” – Arctic Monkeys
92. “Heaven Sent” – Best Coast
93. “No Trust” – The Black Keys
94. “Depreston” – Courtney Barnett
95. “1/2 2 P” – The I Don’t Cares
96. “Loco Te Patina el Coco” – Los Straitjackets
97. “Seeing in Purple” – Macroform
98. “Sputnik” – Public Service Broadcasting
99. “Guayabo” – Quitapenas
100. “Mad Sounds” – Arctic Monkeys
So, this is an improvement over the last two years, but only just: I managed to read 15 books in the last year. Let’s see if I can reach the dizzying heights of 16 books in a single year in 2016.
Monday, January 5, 2015, 18:22
Section: Journalism
This is my last 2014 round-up story, I swear.
These are based on our internal measurements, so I can’t reveal exact numbers without getting my fingers broken, but here’s my most-read stories from last year. (They pale in comparison to the reads crime, sports and photo galleries get, of course.) Although the stories you expect to be here are, they’re not in the spots I would have predicted, personally:
Far and away my most-read story of the year, even putting together all the reads of my Rialto Unified Holocaust assignment coverage from the Sun, Daily Bulletin and Daily News.
On Friday, Sept. 12, I was at the Sun, writing up my court coverage of another story (one of the seemingly endless follow-ups to the California Charter Academy indictments) when LaRue Bell’s family came in, and asked to speak to a reporter. The district responded quickly to my inquiry about Bell’s assertions about his teacher and I thought that was that. But the story attracted a great deal of attention, emails from supporters of the teacher and several additional weeks of coverage. I intend to follow up on her job status now that the school year has started up again in January.
The second most-read story of the year was, again, a fairly simple one from our standpoint: The police reported that a teacher had been arrested for sex crimes with children. In the interest of finding other possible victims, the police put the news out, along with her picture, and we did the same, for similar reasons. But from the very beginning, her defenders proclaimed her innocence in numbers we typically don’t see and suggested there was more to the story. This fall, the district attorney ended up dropping all charges against the teacher, citing an “insufficiency of evidence.”
This is the story I thought would be the top one of the year, as it made international headlines, changed the curriculum for Rialto Unified’s ninth grade students this year and led to numerous shakeups in the district. It was my top story at the Los Angeles Daily News, but only came in third place, trailing the two stories about San Bernardino City Unified teachers. I’m happy that my editors backed me up on my desire to post all 2,000 student essays online, via DocumentCloud, although I feel sympathy for anyone else who reads through all 2,000 hand-written essays.
This was the big story that dropped in May, sending ripples across the nation and overseas. Within minutes of this being posted online, the district began getting emails from around the world, according to documents released under the California Public Records Act. One of the immediate impacts was that news sites across the country did their own versions of the story, sometimes crediting the Sun or me, sometimes not. Still, the story was the second-biggest for me on DailyNews.com and did well overall for the year.
This story, written with Greg Cappis, who was covering breaking news that Saturday night, was by a large margin the most-read story in the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin this year, ahead of the initial story about the car crash I worked on earlier that Saturday morning and Rialto Unified Holocaust follow-up stories. Both likely got additional views from a grim coincidence: There was not one, but two Southern California three-car crashes that killed multiple teenagers that night. We received comments, tweets and emails from people scolding us for getting the facts wrong, when they thought they were reading about the Irvine crash, rather than the Chino one.
That title seems ever more inaccurate, now that I’m writing the 10th edition of this list. Still, tradition!
1. “History Eraser” – Courtney Barnett
2. “I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man (Live)” – The Eels
3. “Cherry Bomb” – The Runaways
4. “(I’d Go the) Whole Wide World” – Sallie Ford & the Sound Outside
5. “Boom Boom” – Storm Large
6. “We Used to Be Friends” – Alejandro Escovedo
7. “Leavin’ Trunk” – The Black Keys
8. “Avant Gardner” – Courtney Barnett
9. “Run Me Down” – The Black Keys
10. “Once Upon a Dream” – Lana Del Rey
11. “Salome” – Old 97’s
12. “From Nails to Thumbtacks” – The Baseball Project
13. “I’ll Be Your Man” – The Black Keys
14. “Hooked On a Feeling” – Blue Swede
15. “Spitfire” – Public Service Broadcasting
16. “Have Love Will Travel” – The Black Keys
17. “Lousy Husband (But a Real Good Dad)” – Todd Sharpville
18. “Goodbye to Guyville” – Urge Overkill
19. “Heavy Soul” – The Black Keys
20. “The Eagle Has Landed” – Sallie Ford & the Sound Outside
21. “Countdown” – The Black Keys
22. “Skinny Legs and All” – Joe Tex
23. “Why’d You Only Call Me When I’m High?” – Arctic Monkeys
24. “She Said, She Said” – The Black Keys
25. “Let’s Get Drunk & Get It On” – Old 97’s
26. “Do I Wanna Know?” – Arctic Monkeys
27. “Next Girl” – The Black Keys
28. “Just One of the Guys” – Jenny Lewis
29. “The Princess Who Saved Herself” – Jonathan Coulton
30. “White Rabbit (Arabic version)” – Mayssa Karaa
31. “Girl You Look Amazing” – Nicole Atkins
32. “Lips N Hips” – Sallie Ford & The Sound Outside
33. “When It’s Time to Come Down” – The Black Hollies
34. “Thickfreakness” – The Black Keys
35. “Going Out” – Hospitality
36. “West Memphis” – Lucinda Williams
37. “Marvin, I Love You” – Marvin, the Paranoid Android
38. “Juicy Lucy” – Sonny Knight & The Lakers
39. “Under the Sea” – Toucan Steel Drum Band
40. “Brooklyn Bound” – The Black Keys
41. “Six Pack of Beer and a Pack of Cigarettes” – Erik Koskinen
42. “Greens and Blues” – The Pixies
43. “Go All the Way” – Raspberries
44. “Beast of Burden (Live)” – The Rolling Stones
45. “Them Eyes” – The Black Keys
46. “Cinnamon” – The Long Winters
47. “No Better” – Lorde
48. “Swampy Seconds” – Magic Mouth
49. “Metal Man” – Marvin, the Paranoid Android
50. “Spirit in the Sky” – Norman Greenbaum
51. “Come and Get Your Love” – Redbone
52. “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” – Rupert Holmes
53. “Bumpin'” – Sallie Ford & The Sound Outside
54. “Breaks” – The Black Keys
55. “Young and Beautiful” – Lana Del Rey
56. “Marvin” – Marvin, the Paranoid Android
57. “Abracadabralifornia” – RHCP2014
58. “Do the Rump” – The Black Keys
59. “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” – CHVRCHES
60. “I Miss Your Bones” – Hospitality
61. “Fuck That” – Sallie Ford & The Sound Outside
62. “Yearnin'” – The Black Keys
63. “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem” – Kenny Chesney
64. “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” – Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
65. “Reasons to be Miserable” – Marvin, the Paranoid Android
66. “Stick Up” – Max
67. “Settle Me Down” – Zac Brown Band
68. “Spaceteam” – 100 robots
69. “Busted” – The Black Keys
70. “Tokunori” – Philippe Lachance
71. “Invisible (RED) Edit Version” – U2
72. “I Want You Back” – The Jackson 5
73. “The Voyager” – Jenny Lewis
74. “Rusty Cage” – Johnny Cash
75. “Time’s All Gone, Pt. 1” – Nick Waterhouse
76. “Spacetheme – Easter Egg version” – Philippe Lachance
77. “Riptide” – Vance Joy
78. “Country Folks (feat. Colt Ford)” – Bubba Sparxxx
79. “O-O-H Child” – The Five Stairsteps
80. “Caught Up” – Jessica Hernandez & The Deltas
81. “Holding My Breath” – Mr Twin Sister
82. “Who Needs You” – The Orwells
83. “Okuma” – Philippe Lachance
84. “Criminal (feat. Freddie Gibbs)” – ZZ Ward & Freddie Gibbs
85. “I’m Not in Love” – 10cc
86. “Your Touch” – The Black Keys
87. “Moonage Daydream” – David Bowie
88. “Fooled Around and Fell in Love” – Elvin Bishop
89. “Friend of the Devil” – The Grateful Dead
90. “Second Chances” – Gregory Alan Isakov
91. “Washing Dishes” – Jack Johnson
92. “You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine” – Lou Rawls
93. “Never Give In” – Mackintosh Braun
94. “All Around and Away We Go” – Mr Twin Sister
95. “Gobo” – Philippe Lachance
96. “Golden Twin” – Wild Ones
97. “Journey of the Sorcerer” – The Eagles
98. “Go Captain and Pinlighter” – Emperor X
99. “Waiting room” – Philippe Lachance
100. “Chicago” – Sufjan Stevens
Here are the previous nine iterations of this list: Previous editions can be found here: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013.
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These are based on our internal measurements, so I can’t reveal exact numbers without getting my fingers broken, but here’s my most-read stories from last year. (They pale in comparison to the reads crime, sports and photo galleries get, of course.) Although the stories you expect to be here are, they’re not in the spots I would have predicted, personally:
