Shrimp Creole
            
            
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            paraphrase a line from a country song, my family was eating Cajun 
            when Cajun wasn't cool. OK, so this isn't haute cuisine, but 
            it suits just fine. It's good cold weather eatin', and it's (relatively) 
            cheap and easy. Enjoy, y'all. 
          
            - 1 small onion, 
              chopped
 
            - 2 stalks of celery, 
              chopped
 
            - 1 clove of crushed 
              garlic
 
            - 1 lb. can of tomatoes
 
            - 1 8 oz. can of 
              tomato sauce
 
            - 1 tsp. of salt
 
            - 1 tsp. of chili 
              powder
 
            - 1 tbl. of Worstershire 
              sauce
 
            - Hot sauce (I prefer 
              Crystal's) to taste
 
            - 12 oz. of cleaned 
              shrimp
 
            - 2 bay leaves
 
            - 2 tsp. of parsley
 
            - 1/4 tsp. of thyme
 
            - 1/2 cup of chopped 
              green pepper
 
          
          Simmer all but the 
            shrimp for 45 minutes, adding shrimp, cooked according to the shrimp 
            package directions (yeah, shrimp come in packages; what were you thinking?) 
            at the very end. 
          
Serve with four cups 
            of rice (that's two cups before cooking). (I always get confused about 
            that, sue me.)